::dials phone::
HOUSE OF PIZZA: "House of Pizza...pick up or delivery?"
ME: "I'll pick-up...I'll have a pepperoni pizza."
HOUSE OF PIZZA: "That'll be about 10 or 15 minutes...name?"
ME: "Steve. Thanks."
HOUSE OF PIZZA: "Thank you."
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SO TO SUM UP:
I got nothing. GET OFFA MY LAWN!
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17 comments:
It's too bad they were out of pepperoni when you finally got there after the high speed police chase and the ninjas and the saving that little old lady from the fire and stuff, eh?
(Just spicing it up for ya a little.)
Bamboo.
Ernie Kovacs
Sparkle:
Tapdancing elephants!
Pepperoni? That's what she said.
Non Sequitur Sadie
All I wanted was a Fresca, just one Fresca!
I don't think a chipmunk would actually do that.
Sometimes a little ain't enough.
I like cheese.
Boxcars!
"Special sauce."
Wouldn't you really rather have a Buick?
If I ever have a goldfish, I'm going to name him DENNY CRANE.
What, after the Beatles song?
"I like the Tin Man."
One day I might order something other than green curry when I do Thai food for lunch. Maybe.
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